What happened?

Morph popped out to the shop for some more beers just after the second half kicked off with the game all even at one all, when he got back the game was all but over with Barcelona 3-1 up.

He looked surprised but he was the only one to be honest, Manchester United were being run ragged for most of the first half and the whole of the second.

So the best team on the night won and Morph had many beers to console himself, "we'll take 'em next year!" were his last words before he passed out.