Come to Keswick.

and be driven up the wall.

Quick run to Maryport (Inlaws and outlaws) to deliver the lad's Birthday whisky and stopped in Keswick to harvest a few made in Cornwall Pasties.
It's a lot nearer than Charlestown.

Wudjer bleev it?
I can't remember how many times I've gazed up at this and the pun has never hit me.
It has now! And it didn't half hurt.
;¬))