Upon reflection...

I decided to print this one downside up.

I, recently, tried to gently remove some avian excrement from the bonnet of "The wagon" (That, I believe, is known as the hood to you other lot.)

I discovered, after the event, it had the texture of a mild (MILD?!?!?!?) abrasive.
Today I tried to destroy the evidence. NOT A CHANCE, but what a shine.

Like a sh/1/t- house door on a frosty morning.