Say 'Hello!' to my new girlfriend!

From the description on the back:

Crazy dates, wild chicks, and if your lucky? hot sex!

Switch it on, and V-girl selects one of the 8 girlfriends for your first date.

Using the three control buttons you can select between presents, going on dates, telling her what you think and... and if your relationship is strong enough, wild passion!

The twist, is that for every selection you make, V-Girl chooses 3 options at random... some good and some very, very bad... but you must select one of the choices.

Some girls you want to date forever and others you can't wait to dump, with V-girl, as with the real thing, it is sometimes out of your control!

For £1, I had to buy it. Luckily my real flesh n' blood girlfriend doesn't feel significantly threatened.