outwith logic and convention

As well as the obvious, the wee ned on the wee bike (who went so far as to ride, Barley-style, completely into the nearby Costcutter before eventually dismounting) was also noticeable due to his hiccupping loudly as he went along.

Too late to type much, plus my A key is acting up and shall require tweezering. More tomorrow.

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I can't remember what I was going to say now. Maybe it'll occur to me again another day...