A Snail Goes to Buy a Car

A snail goes to buy a car. The sales person asks, "What are you looking for in a car?"

The snail says, "I want a really fast car with big side doors so I can write a huge "S" on each door."

The salesman says, "That's a weird request, why?"

The snail says, "Because when I drive through town I want people to say, "Look at that S-Car-Go!"