D Day

.....Just realised that my laptop has a memory card slot. and ive been going for days without doing my blip! "IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN, DO DO DOOO DOOO DOOO "

Named today D-day as my boyfriend of one year "Dan" has come to see me, he lives in brighton and we dont see each other very often. its the first time ive seen him since we went to amsterdam last month for my 21st. we had a massive fall out because he got us lost at stupid oclock at night and we wandered round weird buildings and deserted streets for HOURS. and we werent exactly sober if you know what i mean..... needless to say it was a awful night filled with dread, paranoia and screaming matches!

However all is well now - he's sitting opposite me on the "man" seat wearing MY P-jamas and my panda hat. he hasnt tried to take any of it off so I guess he secretly likes it.

Today ive only drunk about 2 bottles of Irn Bru, which is pretty poor for me. Normally its coming out every hole by now. However ive started getting bad toothache and im sure my teeth are filling up with orange gunk which are ready to explode any day now. Beware.

Now I was going to dress up Cabbage as a panda for halloween because im dressing up as a panda, but i cant decide if thats animal cruelty or not. he doesnt seem to appreciate the hats i buy him, so a full costume might just send him over the edge...

Me and dan went to Jimmy Cheungs earlier for dinner ( A chinese buffet which we go every time he arrives in Edinburgh ) and unfortunately this time there was no marriage proposals next to the fried rice and chicken curry.
This happened a few months ago when we went for something to eat - two 16 year old chavs proposed ( at the same time, on one knee ) to their young girlfriends. all the meanwhile everyone is staring in anticipation to see the outcome of this horrific situation. luckily the young ladies seem overwhelmed and say yes in unison and pretty much in a flash everyone is no longer interested and get back to scoffing there dinner and have forgotten all about this beautiful moment.
They then walk about a bit and seem to enjoy peoples false smiles and i guess that they feel they have some celebrity like status amongst the other diners.

Just gonna head off to bed now, probably wont sleep as dan is allergic to cabbage and currently sounds like a pig/darth vader.

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