Prostrate?

If you see a woman of a certain age looking a little pensive, the chances are she is not simply stroking her face, but is, in fact, feeling for the tell-tale signs of a whisker or two.

My lovely friend, Sugar Daddy, has just been diagnosed with what he calls prostrate cancer, fortunately he is not taking it lying down!!
I've explained the difference between prostrate and prostate, but of course, he knows best.

Whether he actually has the former or the latter, it doesn't really matter, because, as it is Movember, this blip is for him.

It's a little late in the month, I know, but I will record the growth of my facial hair until the end of November.