What is art?

What is art? After all they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so art must be the same right? But is it? I look at some art which is supposedly worth thousands and millions and think what a pile of pants.

So I look forward to the critiques on this fine example of art, it was created during my comprehensive period and was inspired by my English teacher at the time; she had curves in all the right places. Sotherbys have estimated that its value is approximately £1 million.

I'm hoping to see the work of a genius in the art world early next year, the Great Leonardo da Vinci. Anyone want to join me?