250 Miles From The Sea

What's it doing here? (Apart from thinking it has caught the most ungainly fish ever). I had really though about it before but aren't cormorants meant to be seabirds? And if so, what delicacies lie in the waters of the Rhein-Main-Gebiet that brought them so far inland even in winter? I will look for answers but I suspect they will not be good ones.

Today (for me) has been dominated by Grammar. And not in a Good Way. In fact, I got so frustrated at not being able to make sense of one particular exercise that I departed the house in a cloud of sweary words. So much so that we hould really rename it The House At Tourettes Corner. I stomped off and by the time I had stomped off all the frustration and annoyance, I was about an hour and a half away from the house. With no money and no phone. This was a bad thing as we had to be somewhere this afternoon.

Suffice to say, apologies have been made on my behalf - "You'll have to excuse Auslaender, he's a total @rse when it comes to Grammar". perhaps that's an epitaph I can strive to change.

Today would have been Elvis's 77th birthday, here's how one of his tunes had a bit of a Bollywood remix.