Piano Man
Most shopping malls (expecially those with a zombie problem) have Muzak playing. Here, without zombies, they have a bloke playing all the greats in the style of Richard Clayderman. Not my idea of a Great Idea but it's not my Mall so they can do what they think fit.
I am a bit surprised that he managed to play unmolested though - given that this Blip was taken from the floor above and almost directly over him, I would have thought the chances were high that someone would have tried to drop something on his head. Nothing dangerous, maybe a scoop of ice cream or something. Now I've said that out loud I expect to read about it actually having happened. Sorry mister Pianoman (insert your version of the Billy Joel song here).
I'm off to practise more German.
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