Thursday night thingy... Texture..

Whilst out on the dog walk one of the dog walker 'regulars' who is interested in my quest for blips asked why I was bum up in the air perched in a 'bike rack' like manner... 'WELLLLL Steph I say,its all about texture you see'... to which she held up a bag of her dog Wilsons poop and said...'this is texture' ....Clearly I told her to hush.
All you dog owners,do you have set walks and times you have to stick to,say like in school term time ... I do,so it is sort of natural I see the same people also on their routine with their pooches,its quite nice EXCEPT we always have Mr or Mrs Prick.... those being the sort that never socialise their dogs and literally panic if another dog so much as bounds within 500 yards.. YOU all know what sort I mean...there are many types of dog walkers,most I can cope with but then you also get the ones whose dogs jump up you not in a nasty way,in a playful way but they always seem to be big,LOOK PLEASE do me a favour,teach them not to... I am a dog/animal lover and even if I am in my 'dog walking minging jacket' I don't want mud splatter in my hair or on my face,its fucking bad manners.... also,if I offer you a poop scoop bag and then you turn on me do NOT expect me to slink off.... because I don't as Vicki aka Slimfast (camping buddy) knows,I become ENRAGED AND FIGHTY.... and also I stoop to very very very low levels of insults.Just for the record the man actually took flight.AND just for the last one,the man who once argued with me after his dog crapped on my parents lawn when they lived on Bishopton lane and was MENTAL with anger when I scooped the dogs poop up on TROWEL not with my bare hands and threw it over his caravan (he lived about 4 or so houses down and is dead now)... YEAH... I AM A DOG POOP AVENGER AND I WILL GO ON THE TURN...
Told you I had a rant brewing ......
Had a lovely day,myself and DDLC went to visit Uncle Bob and then we went for a fry up at the Deli in town... smashing :D