Perfect Weather

For brass monkeys. I went looking, but I didn't find any. I did however see a Lesser Spotted Sainsbury's Carrier Bag in it's natural enviroment... stuck up a tree.

It was cold, so I buggered off.

Firstly, hello to my new subscribers! *waves nervously* Apparently they're under the impression that I'm funny. Not sure if they mean funny ha ha or funny weird. Either one suits me really.

The pressure must be getting to me.

I thought I would share with you something a said last night to my five year old child that I never ever thought would pass my lips.

"Stop playing with the parrot's mobile phone or she will bite you!"

Well, you can all guess what happened...