" I'm a tree! I'm a tree! "
" Yes dear. Now come and help me with this stick. "
Swans is easy. I'll try to resist next week.
The weekend isn't being quite as easy. The plan was a trip to the peaks for a gradient fix. Just the two of us; abandoning the house to rampant teenagers, but the weather forecast has cancelled that (the trip, but not the rampants - never mind...)
So we're off to an Alan Ayckbourn tonight instead.