A racket over a cracker

This little fella wasn't half making a racket outside the office this morning! He had a few mates with him; I think they were arguing over what was Frank Carson's best joke.

Here's a cracker:

Paddy calls a wrong number at 3am. "Is that O'Malley's bar?" he asks. "No it's not, this is a private residence." "Oh, I must have the wrong number. Sorry to have troubled you," says Paddy. "Ah it's no trouble," says the stranger. "I had to get up to answer the phone anyway."