Quiet table for two in the window, sir?

Quiet table for two in the window, sir?

"Yes, please."

Would you like to see the menu?

"Yes please."

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Have you had time to peruse the menu yet, sir?

"Yes please."

Would you like to order?

"Yes please. Peas please"

Fresh peas?

"Yes please. Peas from a bag."

Sorry sir, our peas come from pods.

"No. Peas come from bags. In a shop. They were put there by a man."

OK sir, can I get you anything else?

"Peaches"

Good choice, sir