Auguries

By McCaviti

Monkey Brains

Dalmatians were not always so.

In the beginning there was Benjamin. Benjamin begat monkeys. The monkeys begat unicorns. And in the seventh year, unicorns begat dalmatians.

Here is an artifact from the monkey era - an egg cup Fran and I purchased from a charity shop a year or so ago (ever behind the times). Nevertheless, it still comes in handy when the rest of the family are eating red meat, and Im can only be tempted with boiled eggs cooked within a degree of just the right softness.

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