Warning

Do NOT run with fish.

Do NOT microwave fish in round trays.

Do NOT nail fish to things (they do not like it)

and do not expect any council repairs because we've just blown our budget for screws and bolts.


I have absolutely no idea what the designer of the sign thought people were supposed to make of it. Lost in Translation? I found the sign by the lake at lunchtime - but somehow you can tell I've been looking at software documentation today.