Growing old disgracefully

By GOD

SITTING DUCK

If I could not get a good mallard shot this week, I should be shot myself. Not only are the ducks of Warkworth living off the fat of the land, this week love was in the air and when they were not chasing each other lustfully round the car park by the river they were lying exhausted on the bank.

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