Dad

Me: 'Dad, I've fixed the computer for you'

Dad: 'What did you do?'

Me: 'I reinstalled the drivers for the modem, so the internet's all sorted now and working properly.'

Dad: Looks around confused.... 'Did Dave not come over and fix it with you?'

Me: 'No Dad, just me. I might be a girl but I can do some stuff you know..... Can I take your photo? '