Wonder Boy Levitates

Ms. Dollyfish, of North Finchley knows what it's like to have her hands full, as all mums do. And in many ways, her 7 year old son is just like any other kid. Except for one thing. Kylan can levitate.

"The first time it ever happened was in Sainsburys, on aisle 5 by the frozen peas" Ms. Dollyfish explains. "Security had to use ladders to get him off the ceiling." Sainsburys are unable to confirm the incident but would like to take this opportunity to let readers know that there is currently a buy-one-get -one-free offer on all frozen peas.

Since then, Kylan has been banned from levitating outdoors. "And if he does, then he's grounded!" Ms. Dollyfish retorts.

However, scientists at the Levitation Photography Institute remain unconvinced by the photographic evidence and are unable to confirm that Kylan is levitating. They conclude that he is, in fact, bouncing. "They can say what they like" shrugs Ms. Dollyfish, "I know the truth. I know my boy is exceptional."