The Light Programme

I never went out all day! Well, apart from emptying four bags of coal in the bunker. Why so, Mr Pensioner, I hear you ask. I had stuff to do, young'uns. Stuff to do! Boatie bookkeeping stuff and chasing backsliders. With the radio on. And once that was done, the nippers showed up - first time this New Year that I'd seen them.
So, now the dishes are done, I'm back in the armchair. There's this crazy thing in my head, I don't know if it's true. Whenever you're thinking about me, I'm thinking bout you.
Ain't that just the thing. Just the very thing.