Appointment

We had one today.  At the bank to discuss the financing of the house.  Unfortunately I had an attack of the gurgling stomach....

Mr Banker :- So, do you have any questions?
My Tum:- Bjjjjjjööööööööööööörrrrrrk-blarp-quirp-bäääääääääääääällllllp
Mr Banker :- Can I get you something to eat?
My Tum :- ööööööööööööörrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeelllllll-yop.
Mr Banker :- I'll be back in a minute
My Tum :- yorp-yorp-eeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll-yorp.  

And so it went on.  He gave me these sweets to try to stop my belly rumbling.

it didn't help at all.

Tell you what though, my belly nailed the pronunciation of those letters with umlauts.