Hand-shake

Welcome! Welcome to this new dawn!

Following an historic agreement, the people behind the mirrors have agreed to cease their conspiracy against us. No longer will they make us think that our faces are the wrong shape. Or fail to reveal the lettuce between our teeth.
This is a happy day for those of us on this side of the mirror.

Our negotiators now commence talks with the Shadow Cabinet in an attempt to curtail the antics of their constituents.