It was like that when I found it!!

Honest Dad, it was like that when I came in. Some strange things are happpening in this house. This evening for instance he and his lady have completely rearranged things. Nothing left on the floor to chew. Something called a 'hoover' was used which made a horrible howling noise, nothing as melodic as me. Then a broom was brought out, well, that was the last straw I barked at it I bit it I gave it my best howl but it still moved all my chewies into a pile then the Howly Hoover sucked everything up! I'm hiding in my basket until he comes to his senses and puts everything back.