Eli and the Astronaut

NASA recently put out an advert looking for volunteers to stay in bed for 70 days. They would even pay them a considerable amount of money for the pleasure. 'Where do I sign up?' thought mummy.

But who needs NASA when you have a Sunday and a daddy. We let mummy have a lie in this morning while we had a boys morning rolling about the floor and practicing our animal sounds. OINK OINK! In the afternoon we met granny and granda in Glasgow. I ate the label off a jingle bell so granny had to buy it for me. I have two hands granny, I said, so she bought me another one.

Maybe if I went to space I'd sleep better mummy?
Well how would you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Rock it.