Wet...

[Ring ring.... Ring ring...]

Mrs TFP: Hello...

Mr TFP: Ach ah'm cycling hame an' it's absolutely chuckin' it doon.

Mrs TFP: That's nae guid...

Mr TFP: Aye, ah'm soakin'.  Will ye come pick me up please?

Mrs TFP:   Aye nae bother, whur ye ringing fae?

Mr TFP: Fae ma heid tae ma toes!!!






I didn't actually phone in the cavalry but I did get proper soaked to the point where I just had to peel my clothes straight into the bath.