Approaching Menace

OK - I know I should be cropped in a square foto with my arms outstretched.  But really, I'm feeling and looking like Scheiße - der König der  Taschentücher (King of the Hankies).

I welcome our new Polaroid Overlords.  Really, I do.  I'm not feeling even slightly apprehensive.  Why should one?

I have a hard time keeping my mouth shut when "People" have "Ideas" and I doubt I'll be visiting the Fotobar any time soon.  Sounds like a very grim version of Tinder.