Good time call

My London hotel had delusions of grandeur - chandeliers front of house, and a single low-watt electric bulb in the bedroom. Next time I'll try to make sure it's the other way round.

I'm back in Scotland, but I seem to be a day out in Blipland. I blame it on the excitement of yesterday's meeting at the Institute of Actuaries. What a thrilling lot they are - it confirmed I was wise to choose the slightly less exhilarating world of accountancy.

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