Not for the likes of you!

To try and keep my fitness up -and not make my ankle worse- I finally got round to dragging myself to the swimming baths after work tonight...
...only to be told that it was family swim on a Wednesday and that I wasn't allowed in unless I had children with me.
Presumably any child would have done but I didn't actually have one to hand so no swimming for me tonight.
So much for staying fit.

Obviously Barry doesn't count as a child and he didn't have any children with him either so wasn't allowed in.
Just look how disappointed he was after getting ready and everything.