Allium Murderer

Well, he's done it again, the little s#*t, he's killed another allium. Now there are only 3 left. Maybe it's because they're ball shaped, maybe it's just because he knows I like them, he's quite mean like that. I will have my revenge.
Today I haven't even opened the front door, been painting things outside in this sunshine all day. I wore something impractical for the job, I'm so glad we're not overlooked.
The old man is working late on my car tonight, so I can do as I please without any raised eyebrows. I've got a roasted lemon and garlic chicken just out of the oven, I'm going to make a BIG g & t and watch a film in the bath ( I won't eat chicken in the bath ).