Last minute packing

Or "Aren't head-phones Wonderful!"

We are leaving tomorrow for a short holiday in the caravan so today is being spent packing the 'van and tidying the house.  I see my Jazz fan has been sorting out his records to take.  I'm afraid we have completely different tastes in music so I must make sure the headphones are packed too!  I wonder if you have to have a strange name to be a great jazz musician?
Apparently there is no Wifi on site, so there might be a lack of blipping for a while.