Offending lamppost...

My mission when parking my car is to attempt not to park underneath this lamppost.  Mainly because these two crows are generally seagulls and they have pretty poor toilet habits.

I thought this pair looked quite cute though. They spend most of their time chasing the seagulls away from 'their' tree. For that they have my vote. Whilst I'm sure their shit stinks just as bad, I hate seagulls more.