Imposter

"Oh, where can you find out more about my research? Why it's funny you should ask, I just happen to have it right here. Take one of these. Take two. Take five, I have five hundred thousand. Go on, I insist."

I needed a card so people can find my online mappity fun. I got one! I got more than one - the minimum order was really rather large. But cheap. I'm sure I'll meet 250 interested individuals over the course of my phd... Maybe I should start leaving them in little stacks on the counters of doctors and cafes.