I'll bet my version's cheaper.

A LOT cheaper.
"Number 2 all over & square neck please"
A mere "Sick Squid" to us wrinklies.
I shudder to think how much this lass pays, how often, and for how many hours per month she sits there?
;¬))
Talk about keeping it in the family - her Dad cuts my hair, or what's left of it, elsewhere in town.