I own this building! (Well just over 80% of it)...

Along with my 29.3 million UK taxpaying friends we are the proud owners of the Royal Bank of Scotland and I must say I am pleased to see what a good job we have all done to create this stunning edifice to Mammon!

For those of you unaware of how we humble taxpayers came to own what was once (very briefly) the largest bank in the world read here.

Bet that's cheered you up hasn't it - didn't know you were so rich eh?

Thank RBS for giving us something nice and shiny to look at on a damp & rainy Manchester day - yes Martinski your prophecy for rain in Manchester did not take long to be fulfilled.