Square

Ok....ok....ok ...already.  So I look a little over weight.  In fact I look square with a pair of ears on top.

Not a good look, I know, but honestly, it's all fur.  One of these days I'll get HER to measure me and prove it.

We are all hunkered down at the moment.  It is very very very cold.

And do you know what she told me.  Apparently it said in the paper there is a mini ice-age on the way.  You'll all want my fur then, won't you.  I'll be as warm as toast, and everyone else will freeze.

Apparently it's all part of global warming. 

A question.  How can it be global warming AND an ice age?  Don't sound quite right to me.

But what would I know, I'm only a small black dog.