Sponge Mouth

Boy like two things very much in this world. They are the toilet roll tubes that are reffered to as Toot Toot. The beauty of a Toot Toot is that it can be held to the mouth like a trumpet and you can say "Toot Toot" through it and then when that gets too much you can then start to eat the cardboard Toot Toot.

The other thing is a good sponge, or as it is reffered to, a ponge. A ponge can be used to rub chalk from a board and then be used to slowly stroke you face or as replacement lips as shown. Then when that gets too much you can start to eat the Ponge.