I am a Lineman...
...for the Wee County.
Watching these chaps today (cheers for the heads-up J!) I got all nostalgic for the monkey frame that we used to swarm* all over down the public park back in the day when boys were boys, summers were summers, and health and safety was making sure there was a tube of Savlon and a box of Elastoplast back home.
*Probably didn't ever swarm. People can't swarm. That's dangerous talk.