The missing feetus!!

I've fallen off my shoes twice today. It would be understandable if they were 5" heels, but they were flip flops for goodness sake.

The second time I slid off, a woman at the bus stop said "You want to be careful in your condition, dear" and then looked mortified when I slapped her said "My what?"

I can't decide whether I'm furious that someone thought my lovely flat tummy could possibly be harbouring a baby, or flattered that they imagined I'm young enough to be in that condition in the first place!

PS Thank you for your lovely birthday wishes, and a special virtual kiss to my much loved pals Charlie17 and CBLinks, both of whom posted delightful birthday blips for me.
Gentlemen, I think you're wonderful. X