Shuffling

I had to shuffle this way.. a bit that way.. aaaaand a bit that way for this... it was annoying me that I couldn't get everything centralised... just so... but hopefully got there!  
Tried to get rid of the warped lines right and left with photoshop but the perspective warp thingy just twisted my melon man! 
This does remind me of a scene from the movie Dumb and Dumber.. hoping someone knows the scene I mean?