REASON TO BE JOYFUL!

The bottle on the right arrived today - it's an 11 year old Ardmore & a cracking good whisky.

Reason to be grumpy - SMWS in their wisdom (?) call this:
"Pagan feasting round the fire".
OK - not too embarrassing so far - then follows a paragraph of the purest "Skye in my pie" bullshit:
"Flaxen haired maidens with narcissi wreaths carrying dripping tallow candles". I gets worse - "Corn cakes wrapped in an oily rag".
WHAT?
If only SMWS could let the whisky speak for itself.
Pfffffff!