what to do when you realize you're not important

Okay, so like life suddenly interrupted our "stay-cation" in London, fair enough and Darryl-Elizabeth is as important to us (in theory anyway) as Steffi - and for that matter Jennifer-Marie - so when Darryl-Elizabeth demands 'face-time', well, 'face-time' is what we do

Expecting that sunny disposition and glowing personality normally natural from Darryl-Elizabeth and getting instead the harsh reality of a daughter who feels unloved and ignored, well this is basically what you get

"you are not walking me down the aisle with that stuff on your face, get rid of it"

To which - being the "belittled and badgered" money depository that I've become - silently complied did I - after all, she too "must be obeyed" -

By the way, do you know how much wedding photographers charge!!!

HIGHWAY ROBBERY!!!!!

The photo is of my 'new' Merkur razor, soap and brush, She gleefully volunteered to perform the deed (and no, there will be no photo of the massacre)