Feck!

SWMBO and I stayed over at Bag's house to babysit when she and hubby went to a party.
Just as well ...... they got in at 4am.

After breakfast we went to leave ....... and got rugby tackled by the monsters who hung on to our ankles and tried to stop us from leaving.
Every time we prised them off they grabbed the other ankle.
It was like something out of a comedy film.

In the afternoon I was dragged out in the monsoon like rain to take SWMBO to The Centre to collect a dress for Bags.
Into a multi-storied car park that was packed to the top floor and a shopping centre that was packed like a tin of sardines with morons who seemed to think that they had to buy everything - right now! ............... It is weeks until the religious occasion you fecken muppets - learn to think for yourselves and stop believing the marketing men!!!!!!!!

How did I get involved in that?????

 Also - What is it with the brain dead, slack jawed, pond life that has them go out in a monsoon being blown almost horizontal by a freezing wind in just t-shirts or short sleeved football shirts?