I washed the car this morning, and look what I found jammed at the bottom of the windscreen.  It was issued on 5th November, almost a week ago, and this was the first I'd seen of it.  In fact it was a miracle it was still on the car - I won't say attached to as it wasn't - because I've driven to and from work, to and from the Peak District and to and from Cheltenham since the date of issue, in driving rain and howling gales.