Arms dealer

I deal in missing parts. Missing parts of statues. If you’ve got a Venus de Milo and you want to see her in all her fully-armed glory, my guys can sort you out.

We used to do a lot of reconstructive work like that. Nowadays, it’s more about museums displaying the missing bits next to the original piece – so the punters can see what they are missing – as it were…

So we do arms and a lot of fingers and noses – fingers and noses being rather susceptible to damage. And, thanks to the puritans scattered through history, a surprising number of penises.