Apologies for frightening you but it's Mono Monday

Yesterday's conundrum definitely had some of you completely thrown, so if you still haven't got it, it is:

DDDs (these) are spiders these are
Are they hell
They are
Oh I they are

At least it got you thinking.

This is my contribution to today's mono Monday challenge of mobile.  My eyes are never still.  Please note I have removed a large number of wrinkles but got bored after I'd done a dozen or more, so left the rest.  Sorry if I've scared you. Where on earth have all my eyelashes gone?  I used to have loads but now I have to use the magnifying mirror to see if there's anywhere to put the mascara.