There is an advert.

Shows you how much notice I take of adverts; I can't even remember what it's for...
Is says something like ..."This will be a summer to remember...yadah ...yadah...yadah..."

Too bloody right it will. About as memorable as the summer of 1976 for a diametrically oposite reason.

We actually got down, and around, town and not wetted upon. WaHEY!! Good job we weren't out in this.