WANT A FIGHT?

If you've been paying attention you'll recognise this chap from the beauty of his eyes.

He's perfectly useless,
Shameless & blameless,
He's clueless & gormless
And a wicked wee sh*te.

Just give him a massage -
Mmmm a wee mmmmassage -
Can you hear him purrrring?
Mmmm - look out -
He's about to whip his claws
Into the back of your hand...
Aaiii - wee sh*te!!

Want a fight?