Peter's Ponderings

By Lofty

Educated micropussy

Want to know a fact?

In south east Essex, you are never at any time, more than 10 meters from a crazy cat lady.

There are signs. If you know where to look.

Do they want to set up their own cat only vets clinic?

Do they purr like a cat?

Can they make cats yawn by talking to them?

Do they employ a crazy cat lady cleaner?

Do they refer to felines as 'the superior species'?

Do they communicate with each other by leaving stuffed cats in various poses?

Join me in my campaign for greater awareness of these sadly confused creatures.

And then get a dog.

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